What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
14.06.2025 09:25

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
What makes you feel guilty the most?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
TEXT:
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.